esrever ni nevele enin: always a grifter

Like most of the shit I write, this is/was a work in progress. The original draft was dated August 2023.

The Hoffenberg PSYOP. Where the fuck do I even begin? I’ll start with all caps. The motherfucker used to tweet in all caps. Seventy-seven years old, all caps. Big fan of Maria Farmer, the notorious Epstein Industry grifter. Very close friend and associate of Jeffery Epstein, in fact, correct me if I’m wrong, but he paid Epstein $25K/month to handle his finances in the late 80s and early 90s, but I could be slightly off with the details. Essentially, Hoffenberg paid Epstein to help with Towers Financial, setting him up with office space, and loaning him $2 million. According to Hoffenberg, they were very close and flew everywhere together on Hoffenberg’s private jet. That went on for several years, and before Towers was revealed to be a Ponzi scheme, Epstein split, and Hoffenberg went down with the ship and in 1995 he submitted a guilty plea to several counts of some financial crimes, I don’t recall the specifics, but I know from a 2018 court filing against Epstein and Towers, Epstein is referred to as an “uncharged co-conspirator,” nearly a quarter of a century after Towers was revealed to be the largest Ponzi scheme in pre-Madoff history. This begs the question: If Epstein was guilty as Hoffenberg claimed, then why wasn’t he charged when Hoffenberg was charged back in the 1990s? What was their reasoning for not charging Epstein, yet charging Hoffenberg? And the conclusion I reached was Hoffenberg was the fall guy. Not even a patsy necessarily, but a fall guy. And, he was the perfect fall guy for Epstein, the asset. Have to protect your assets, not your fall guys.

So, Hoffenberg was found guilty of x, y, and z, and he was sentenced to 20 years, I think, and he was released in 2013 (again, I may be off with some dates and times) and he eventually created something called the Christ Card. According to the Towers Investors (Hoffenberg’s Ponzi scheme company he founded in the 1970s) website in 2015:

“The Christ Card provides 106 million Christians with donations to their respective churches and/or ministries from the majority of their purchases made with the Christ Card worldwide.”

Wait, what? Is this for real? Is Hoffenberg serious? What the fuck? Yes, he was for real (he’s dead now) and it was probably going to be another Ponzi scheme. I say probably, because I have no proof. But, I do have reason and intelligence, and I concluded that I wouldn’t let Hoffenberg anywhere near my money (not that I have any money). Seriously, would you take part in Christ Card? Would you trust Hoffenberg? I mean, he allegedly ran the largest pomzi scheme before Bernie Madoff, or did he? According to Hoffenberg, Epstein was in charge of the Ponzi scheme. Apparently, after his prison sentence, Hoeffenberg filed a $1 billion lawsuit that accused Epstein of running the Ponzi scheme through his company, Towers Financial Corporation. This begs the questions: How come Hoffenberg did not implicate Epstein back in the 1990s when the shit hit the fan? Why did he serve all those years in prison if Epstein was the real Ponzi scheme operator? Why did Hoffenberg take the fall? Why was he the fall guy?

Once a grifter, always a grifter. That is my conclusion. While Hoffenberg was in prison, Epstein was convicted and “jailed” (I put jailed in quotes because he was basically under house arrest during the day so he could run his “business”) placed on a sex offender list and the rest is history, well, maybe not so black and white, because did Epstein really kill himself? Is he even dead?

According to the now scrubbed website, towersinvestors.com, there were eight points, signed by Steven Hoffenberg. The seventh point stated:

7. The Christ Card holders benefit from the extraordinary clothing manufacturing that will be done for us in China, which provides extreme price discounting for the highest quality of clothing available in the United States retail markets.

And the eighth and final point proclaimed:

8. The Christ Card holders have the benefit of gaining discounts in all of their purchases under the walk in grace serving our Lord Jesus Christ as customers and as our partners in faith, in our Christ Card family.

What the fuck. No, you didn’t misread that. It says what it says: “our Christ Card family.” That was one of Hoffenberg’s latest schemes. A credit card in the name of Christ. Jesus Fucking Christ. Serving Jesus as customers. Get the fuck out of here.

Check out this and this and Ponzi schemer and Christ Card and @SHoffenberg.

While a virtual friend and I were down the rabbit hole, he showed me a twitter account with the handle @SHoffenberg, and after scrolling through its feed, we agreed it was most likely Hoffenberg, or someone tweeting on his behalf, and he was still active at the time (2020? don’t remember the year). Hoffenberg joined Twitter in February 2014, shortly after he was released from prison. When I was watching his feed I noticed he had a tendency to tweet in all caps, and repeat the same tweet over and over, mostly in support of Maria Farmer, an alleged Epstein victim endorsed heavily by not only mainstream media, but alt-media as well. Here is the final screen capture of his account, shortly before he died: